Amazon recently released a majority of George Carlin's live shows free to Prime members. I've been watching one or two a week, cause three might kill ya. A true Wordsmith, with a slightly demented outlook on life. But he always explained things in such a way that you couldn't help but agree...

So to celebrate the life of this master, I say we post some of his best quotes. Print or video welcome.

From Life Is Worth Losing.

You know the best thing about necrophilia? You don't have to bring flowers. Yeah... Usually, they're already there.


George Carlin