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    Just got this in the email box.

    Some people are making up slogans for Airlines.
    Here are few new funny slogans for United Airlines

    We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class.

    Our prices can’t be beaten...but our passengers can.

    We put the hospital in hospitality.

    We beat our passengers, not the competition.

    We have an offer you can’t refuse. No, really.

    Board as a doctor, leave as a patient.

    Not enough seating? Prepare for a beating.

    And you thought legroom was an issue.

    If our staff need a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet.

    We treat you like we treat your luggage.

    United Airlines just voted best in Chinese take-out service

    We have red-eye and black-eye flights available.
    Now serving free punch.
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    is it too late to laugh at this one?

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