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    Ask Lt Dan

    I've recently been inspired while taking in all the interwebs nooks and crannies. It's come to my attention we have failed to take advantage of the resident genius we have within our ranks here at PBN. SO, without any further procrastination and before the lights go out..........

    Go ahead, ask Lt. Dan ANYTHING.....I dare ya

    Disclaimer: ask Lt Dan is licensed under the authority of the "ask" franchise. Considerations are being paid. The opinions are those of the author. All pontifications are final. Any conflicting info shall be taken under consideration of the source. Complaints should be in written form, on a full sheet of construction paper, then wadded up and stuffed up yer ass. 2018 all rights reserved.
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    I wonder what his take on Chronic Masturbation is? It is a disease? If so, should my buddy over at Boat Freaks be able to file for disability?
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    If I install this will it gain me 60 hp as the 15% clams?
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    What's the best way to remove warts.....from the scrotum. Asking for a friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hook'em View Post
    What's the best way to remove warts.....from the scrotum. Asking for a friend.
    Are they Chinese warts?

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    Can ask Lt Dan share what criteria is necessary to be taken under consideration when naming a vessel?

    Bonus question (trying to keep my post count down).....in Alabama do you still post to call her yer sister after she's had one of yer kids? Ok, so what about 2 or more?

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    Quote Originally Posted by j21black View Post
    Are they Chinese warts?
    I believe they are "anal" warts but I'm not sure. What are they again Matilda?

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    Quote Originally Posted by j21black View Post
    I wonder what his take on Chronic Masturbation is? It is a disease? If so, should my buddy over at Boat Freaks be able to file for disability?
    Only if you are caught in the act.

    No, it is prevention (bad marriage, children, anger, hypertension, you get the idea).

    No, he should publish his best work and make millions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hook'em View Post
    What's the best way to remove warts.....from the scrotum. Asking for a friend.
    Castration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hook'em View Post
    Can ask Lt Dan share what criteria is necessary to be taken under consideration when naming a vessel?

    Bonus question (trying to keep my post count down).....in Alabama do you still post to call her yer sister after she's had one of yer kids? Ok, so what about 2 or more?
    It must be personal and a reflection of the owner(s). Unimaginative names such as Aquaholic, Y Knot, Tip Sea and so forth will cause this site to be shut down.

    Of course. If she's not good enough for her own family, then who else would want her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by j21black View Post
    Are they Chinese warts?
    Probably just bed bug bites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 92nsx View Post
    If I install this will it gain me 60 hp as the 15% clams?
    Absolutely. Why would you doubt this?
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    ^^^thats what I thought when I saw the rs232 port. That a high end kit Rockrobster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hook'em View Post
    ^^^thats what I thought when I saw the rs232 port. That a high end kit Rockrobster.
    All kidding aside, I have given this kit serious thought.

    A little background (I'll try to be brief). Once upon a time, TinkerToy was a 62 mph boat. The transom was sooty after running though. As part of my chartplotter project and Smartcraft to NMEA 2000 conversion, I was told (erroneously I now believe) that the PCM had to be reflashed. After that, TinkerToy is a 58 mph boat but runs with a clean transom. So I give some serious consideration to the fact that being able to richen up the mixture (which is what this device does) may in fact improve my performance.

    Your results may vary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BajaDan View Post
    It must be personal and a reflection of the owner(s). Unimaginative names such as Aquaholic, Y Knot, Tip Sea and so forth will cause this site to be shut down.
    So....4 play, gettin wet, wet Vette or anything with "dollar signs" in place of "S" the graphics should disqualify the owner from any fellowship meetings, fun runs, raft up or consideration of membership in the kewl kids klub?

    What about Russian names with backward letters that can't be pronounced?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BajaDan View Post
    Only if you are caught in the act.
    Define caught in the act? At home hiding in the bathroom, or in your car, driving down the road at night, with the dome light on....

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    Quote Originally Posted by hook'em View Post
    So....4 play, gettin wet, wet Vette or anything with "dollar signs" in place of "S" the graphics should disqualify the owner from any fellowship meetings, fun runs, raft up or consideration of membership in the kewl kids klub?

    What about Russian names with backward letters that can't be pronounced?
    Absolutely. You go to the head of the class.

    Off the charts fantastic. Particularly when it combines multiple meanings and innuendos. A red Baja named Red Rocket in Russian, you can't really top that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by j21black View Post
    Define caught in the act? At home hiding in the bathroom, or in your car, driving down the road at night, with the dome light on....
    All of the above. Since you seem so knowledgeable, do you have anything to share with us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BajaDan View Post
    All of the above. Since you seem so knowledgeable, do you have anything to share with us?
    Ya JB, Tell'em about when you pace the school bus....with the dome light on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BajaDan View Post
    All of the above. Since you seem so knowledgeable, do you have anything to share with us?
    No. I was just asking for a friend...

    I do however remember in high school, some guy did this to the girls basketball team bus when they were traveling between schools. Rode next to the bus for a while, and turned the dome light on at some point. I remember it was a huge deal, but can't remember if they caught the guy. Made the local TV news and the girls were a wreck at school the next day. That's actually how I came up with part 2 of the question. I remembered that incident.

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